SOMEWHERE ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
A: “Hi everyone. I am a member of (minority group). I would like to talk about my experiences as a member of (minority group). I would like to hear about the experiences of other members of (minority group).”
B: “Hi, A. I am B. I am also a member of (minority group). My experience has been [etc].”
C: “Hey guys, I am also a member of (minority group). My experience has been [etc].”
D: “I am not a member of (minority group), but I can tell you: you guys have got it all wrong!”
A: “Excuse me, D, um, you’re not really adding anything to this conversation. You don’t really know what it’s like to be a member of (minority group), so don’t pretend like you do. If you’d like to listen to us, that’s fine. We encourage that, actually, but please refrain from making comments that don’t further the discussion.”
D: “OMG you are racist! You hate (majority group)! I can’t believe you are treating me this way! I was just trying to say that people in (minority group) and people in (majority group) are exactly the same, and so are their experiences! There is no difference! My experience of life is exactly like everyone else’s, even people who are different than me!”
A: “Maybe if you’d just shut up and listen to us, you’d see that there are in fact differences in the experiences of people from (minority group) and people from (majority group). I agree, people are all basically the same, but our experiences aren’t.”
D: “I can’t believe how terribly you’re treating me! How dare you have a conversation where I am not the center of attention! You are a racist! I am appalled!”
B: “A, please block this person, so we can continue our conversation.”
C: “Yeah, as long as D is here, we’re not getting anywhere.”
D: “I am being discriminated against because I am a member of (majority group)! OMG I can’t believe you guys! You are such hypocrites!”
A: “…and blocked.”
B: “Good.”
C: “Great.”
D, enraged and genuinely offended, takes his imagined mistreatment to his own forum:
D: “OMG you guys! Seriously! (Minority group) is racist! They wouldn’t let me in their discussion about what it’s like to be a member of (minority group), and I was totally trying to contribute to the conversation you guys!”
E: “Typical. They talk about ‘discrimination’ and then discriminate against us. Hypocrites!”
F: “Hurr durr shoulda gave a trigger warning!”
G: “You invaded their ‘safe space’, huh huh.”
D: “[South Park clip]”
G: “Hahahahaha that is so sweet!”
H: “Um, guys, I read that conversation, and D was kinda, well, being a dick. D just kinda butted in with something that didn’t have anything to do with what they were talking about, then wouldn’t shut up when they asked him to. I eavesdropped on the conversation, and I learned some new insights about what it’s like to be a member of (minority group.)”
E: “But they wouldn’t let you in the conversation?”
H: “I didn’t really have anything to add. I just wanted to listen.”
D: “OMG you are such a pussbag you stupid pussbag! I was totally making a good point about how racist they are, and you come in here all ‘look at me, I am sooo tolerant of others and politically correct, ooh, I’m so nice to everybody’. Pussbag!”
G: “Huh, huh, regressive leftist, huh, huh.”
D: “[South Park clip]”
E: “This is a common occurrence among those individuals whose misguided notions about ‘equality’ lead them to self-loathing practices such as the one so pitifully illustrated here. It is obvious to anyone with any sort of moral sense that all conversations should be open to everyone, and that reason demands that all discussions remain open to all people, no matter how offensive their point of view may be. Forsooth, ’tis a sad day indeed when the so-called ‘liberals’ and ‘intellectuals’ in our grand society forsake their own will in a futile attempt to crawl across the desert of ‘political correctness’ to reach the elusive and illusory oasis of ‘multiculturalism,’ which everyone knows is a false idol only fools seek.”
F: “That is soooo deep, dude.”
E: “Thanks.”
G: “[Meme]”
H: “I kinda think you guys are blowing this out of proportion.”
D: “[South Park clip]”
G: “TRIGGER WARNING! Hahahahaha!”
E: “You are so misguided, H. Those people in (minority group) are all pathetic. They create an echo chamber where only their own views are allowed. They exclude all other viewpoints. And you are pathetic for your idiotic pandering to their blatant assault on freedom of speech.”
H: “Well, they were talking about something we as members of (majority group) don’t have any experience with. I mean, come on. None of us are professional baseball players. If a group of professional baseball players were talking about their experiences as professional baseball players, would any of us have anything to contribute to the conversation?”
G: “But there are professional baseball players from (minority group) and (majority group).”
H. “…yeah, but that isn’t really the point.”
D: “[South Park clip]”
E: “But you have to work very hard to become a professional baseball player. You don’t have to do anything but be born to be a member of (minority group).”
H: “That isn’t the point, either.”
F: “[Meme]”
H: “Look. All I am trying to say is that different people have different life experiences. And personally, I find it enriches my own life to learn about what life is like for people who are different than me.”
E: “You have done nothing but allowed yet another anti-intellectual echo chamber to flourish. This is why ISIS exists.”
H: “What?”
F: “Regressive leftists are the real terrorists.”
D: “[South Park clip]”
G: “Echo chambers are bad, mmmkay?”
D: “Hahahahaha”
E: “Echo chambers do not produce anything of value to a rational society. They are the antithesis of rational discourse, and they contribute to a society where everyone must be pampered and treated as if they were special little snowflakes whose opinions are priceless gems that adorn the tiara of that syphilitic whore called ‘liberalism.’”
F: “Dude, that is sooooo deep.”
E: “Thanks.”
H: “Guys, speaking of ‘echo chambers,’ has anyone else noticed that I am the only dissenting opinion here?”
E: “Yes, but D, in his infinite wisdom and patience and respect for rational discourse, in the hopes that true freedom of speech will not perish from our illustrious society, allows wildly deluded people like you to comment here as well. I salute D in his continuing use of intentionally offensive words, despite the fact that he knows better ones, and furthermore if I want to tell a member of (minority group) or (minority group) or even (minority group) that we are all human and that my experiences are exactly like theirs and if they don’t think so they are stupid then I’m gonna, and if I want to make fun of trigger warnings traumatized people ask for I’m gonna, because while I am not a licensed psychiatrist I know that what is best for me is best for everyone.”
D: “I agree with E. We are right. I was totally not doing what you said I was doing to those racists who excluded me from their conversation you guys.”
G: “I am sorry you had to go through that, D.”
F: “You’re all wet, H.”
E: “Guys, don’t be too hard on H. One day, he will see that we are correct in our arguments, for we, my friends, are guided by Reason. Reason is the only thing that guides us, not these piddling self-interested petty little discussions conducted in echo chambers by pathetic fools who cling to antiquated notions of identity politics and rape rational discourse with the foolhardy and bittersweet poison they call ‘political correctness.’”
F: “You are the smartest person alive.”
E: “Thanks.”
H, tired of being berated, returns to the previous discussion, reading silently.
A: “…well, that was a nice discussion, guys.”
C: “Yeah, after we got D out of here.”
B: “I don’t understand why people like that have to butt in all the time.”
A: “People like what? You mean members of (majority group)?”
B: “No, not all members of (majority group) are like that. But some of them are, and man are they annoying.”
H: “Hey guys, I am a member of (majority group), and I have been following this conversation. I hope you guys don’t mind. I learned some things today that I would not have learned otherwise, and my worldview is now a little wider. Thank you for that.”
A: “That’s cool, H. You’re welcome!”
C: “Glad to have you.”
B: “Nice to meet you!”