Ladies and gentleman, I wont to pologize of behalf of my liberel cousin.
I mean, who the hell he thank he is?
Dont nobody wont to read his opinoins!
He red a book or too, thanks he nose somethin about books!
Who he thank he is? I mean rilly.
DOne put his name on a web site, like he was Tobey Kieth or somebodey famos!
I usally get on here an talk abuot poloticks and whatall, but I aint got the patents or the time no more!
Anit nobody care bout your opinoins, Michael! Wont yuo do us a faver and shut this blog down!
Dont nobody care what yuor dang librel opinion is abuot nothen!
And you writeing poems now? I got one rihgt here:
Roses is red
Vilets is blue
Librols is stupid, MIchael
And so are you!
Dang loudmouth libral! Shut yer dang nmouth!
I pologize, to all the good, decent, people, and, I wont ya’ll to not be mad at me, just cuose Micheal is my cousin.